Tumblelog by Soup.io
Newer posts are loading.
You are at the newest post.
Click here to check if anything new just came in.

November 18 2017

missvtheloser:

Discord down but I’m not going back to skype so

liquid-greyshades:

>tfw you hav hapy day

1151 b9c6

babyanimalgifs:

i cannot believe “if it fits, i sits” transcends boundaries in this way

dragonsexcalendar:

setheverman:

setheverman:

shit i don’t own a single confection what do i do if human children come knocking on my door???

cool i have decided to never ask my followers anything ever again

1152 b2bc 500
1153 8907 500

trashperson32:

Humor 4 years ago: well written, structured jokes


Humor now: chungy wungy someone’s hungy

fruitsoftheape100:

How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step

neonreverberations:

You know I’m not always proud of what my libido wants but at least I’ve never wanted to fuck Pennywise.

1155 9ec8 500

chasekip:

lucario can hear you being a furry and it gives him depression

1156 3279 500

dragonsexcalendar:

maidofsalt:

its fall lads

dragonsexcalendar:

memespacenine:

setheverman:

i just love being a human! when you breathe the air? that’s respiratory swag dude! am i right humans?

1157 422b

gnorbue:

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

November 17 2017

A Memo To Disney Cast Members.

scary-stories:

A Disney Cast Members’ top priority is the comfort and safety of our guests. For this reason, all Disney World employees must follow these rules. Failure to do so will result in disciplinary action.

  • Ask to examine the photos our guests have taken. Be friendly. Check for abnormalities. If any are found, call for security. Guests may be distracted with free merchandise.
  • Every seventh photograph taken on the Dinosaur attraction must be deleted. If questioned, explain that it was a technical error and offer Fast Passes.
  • The rumors of sharks and crocodiles in the Lagoon are false. However, there is no swimming outside of designated swimming pools on Disney property.
  • Dead alligators are common around the Lagoon. Simply evacuate the area, call security, then take note of how much has been eaten.
  • There is only one Mickey out at once. If you find a second Mickey having an autograph session, check for eye holes. All Disney costumes have eye holes.
  • If you don’t find eye holes, allow the session to continue, but disallow photos. Call security immediately after the session concludes.
  • If you spot a second Mickey off to the side, lure him into the tunnels. That’s what the ducks are there for. Leave immediately afterwards, and do not look back.
  • The Disney World security unit does not wear specially marked clothing. If you see someone wearing a shirt that says “Disney Security”, shut down that section of the park immediately.

Following these rules will help ensure a safe and pleasurable trip to the happiest place on Earth. So stay knowledgeable, and stay safe.

pusherofbuttons:

feitan:

so many people on here have names

5973 425f 500
5975 6664

wellmanicuredman:

did-you-kno:

Source

let the record show that the first humans capable of imagination immediately invented furries

Older posts are this way If this message doesn't go away, click anywhere on the page to continue loading posts.
Could not load more posts
Maybe Soup is currently being updated? I'll try again automatically in a few seconds...
Just a second, loading more posts...
You've reached the end.

Don't be the product, buy the product!

Schweinderl